oreo cannon
what the -sshole may become after being thoroughly injected with s-m-n. the owner of such apparatus then farts with the s-m-n and some other particulates being ejected in what looks like a chewed oreo cookie.
guy 1: “dude, she was on the rag, so i threw it in her -ss.”
guy 2: “awesome…did you blow your load in the back door.”
guy 1: “yep. i pulled out and she fired an oreo cannon across the room. i think my mom had to clean it up”
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