Organic Douche


one person who constantly b-tches about the benefits and moral obligation of eating organic food, even at the risk of losing their friends.
friendly dude: “hey, wanna come over for dinner? my new chicken recipe is just awesome!”
organic douche: “no, sorry, i never eat non-organic food.”
friendly dude: “didn’t you eat at mcdonald’s just yesterday?”
organic douche: yeah, but just because i didn’t have time to cook.”

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