Organic Penis Congealer


organic p-n-s congealer marketed and sold under the name opc. a powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and mlm companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.
man, i’ve been taken that opc stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it’s made my p-n-s hard as a rock. that sh-t should really be called organic p-n-s congealer. my girlfriend loves it!

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