organic turntable


slang term for female s-xual organs. when a female m-st-rb-t-s it looks like she is spinning a turn table, except this time it’s organic. from dane cook
w00t! i was walking upstairs to dictblock my friend and walked in on his 1337 spinning her organic turntable!

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