orgasmorphatism


the condition wherein one imagines someone’s -rg-sm face during the course of a completely unrelated and innocent conversation.
sarah was chatting with her elderly neighbor about dog grooming when her -rg-smorphatism kicked in, causing her to lose her train of thought. she quickly excused herself and ran inside, shaking her head to rid herself of the picture.

john was trying to focus on the nurse’s instructions for wound care, but his -rg-smorphatism was making it difficult to concentrate on her words.

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