Orlove’d
the result of losing control while operating a motor vehicle, causing it to spin wildly out of control and into a ditch, sometimes upside-down.
term originally coined on jalopnik’s oppositelock forum, in regards to author raphael orlove losing control of his car and flipping it into a ditch.
raphael orlove: “hi, i need to report an accident.”
insurance company: “h-llo, i’m sorry to hear that. what happened?”
ro: “um, i orlove’d my baja bug.”
ic: “you what your what?!”
ro: “i spun my beetle into a ditch, rolled a few times, wrote part of a story about the event on jalopnik and probably won’t write part 2.”
ic: “i see.”
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