orphan jokes
how do you make an orphan’s hands bleed?
you tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.
why don’t orphans’ play baseball?
they don’t know where home is.
how do you stop a bus?
throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)
boy: did you hear those orphan jokes?
girl:yeah, they were terrible i almost cried!
boy:thats the difference between us. i’m breaking up with you.
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