b*tch *ss hoe that f*cks so many girls he probably has every std under f*cking sun.
dont f*ck osae unless you want herpes
- marcus carter
a guy who wont admit he is g*y but secretly is and doesn’t want to come out of the closet it’s okay marcus carter no one will judge you
a religion that was inadvertently created by garfield that promotes doing nothing all day. he won’t get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.
a person that like children and tends to want to f*ck everything in the *ss. also wants to “beat your *ss” those middle schoolers better look out for that maksood over there
- hot ruben
a ruben sandwich that doesn’t have cheese, but has hot sauce instead. dude, i forgot to get cheese. no worries. just make a hot ruben.