oscar mayer
an amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. often marketed by prep-b-scent children who unwittingly sing about naming their “meat” and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
“my bologne has a first name”
you can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).a statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are d-mned to the 9th level of h-ll.
when you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.
1. jack: dude did fallon give you head last night?
sean: oscar mayer she gave me head!
jack: chill.
an oscar mayer is a motha f-ckin big ole black wiener that is on fire
juvenile says:an oscar mayer is a motha f-ckin big ole black wiener that is on fire.
a small little finger like d-ck
a small slender p-n-s resembling a hotdog
if you have a small c-ck a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner
an over cooked dried up weiner, probably belonging to the first author with the initials f y
it is full of animal waste not fit for human consumption
a nickname for my big fat c-ck.
suck on this oscar mayer before i cut your b-tch -ss.
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