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oshawa is a city 30 minutes (in no traffic) east of toronto, the largest city in canada.

it is the largest city to the east of toronto in ontario with the exception of ottawa. oshawa is traditionally conservative and is the typical ‘suburb city’.

teenagers in oshawa vary in race and grouping depending on high school. it works as follows:

o’neill collegiate & vocational inst-tute: very preppy (dominated by the ‘pa’ crowd, ‘pa’ being preforming arts, a special o’neill program) with small gangster cliques overlapping in to the ‘wigger’.

eastdale inst-tute: extremely gangster with few preps.

mclaughlin: an equal balance between preps and gangster.

donovan: very gangster and very overrun by drugs and s-x.

gl roberts, central: unbeliveably ghetto. if you don’t deal drugs, have at least two stds or carry a gun you are out of place at either of these schools.
oshawa teenagers

o’neill student: let’s go to choir!
eastdale: naw man what’chou talkin’ ’bout, foo’?
donovan: i think he wants to do all the hot choir girls.
gl roberts: i gave one of them chlamidiya!
oshawa
a small dilapidated town, it’s economy is centred around the gm plant. it’s other businesses have slowly fallen into decline over the decades and it’s downtown is a veritable wasteland. the recent introduction of post-secondary education inst-tutions could greatly stimulate the failing economy, however the locals hate students and discriminate against them at every turn despite the huge amounts of tuition and rent money they bring with them. thus despite the influx of highly educated youths and money that other towns would love to have, oshawa remains in a state of decay as most students refuse to work or permanently move there.
“so where do you go to school man?”
“i go to uoit/dc/trent out in oshawa.”
“the ‘shwa? you poor b-st-rd. did the cops raid your house for lease agreements?”
“haha no, thankfully i commute, no one lives in that sh-t hole if they can help it. i went to the mall they have their once, all the high school chicks were skipping cl-ss and preggo.”
“gross…”

oshawa is a city 30 minutes (in no traffic) east of toronto, the largest city in canada.

it is the largest city to the east of toronto in ontario with the exception of ottawa. oshawa is traditionally conservative and is the typical ‘suburb city’.

oshawa is seperated into two halfs, these being the north end, and the south end (or dirty south)
the two groups of people living in said areas are vastly different.
north end people are all stuck up little rich kids, who get mommy and daddy to buy them everything.(see “courtice”)
north-enders have generally better cars than south-enders, because mom and dad buy new cars like, every week.
north-enders are addicted to south end weed, because they are all too stuck up to grow for themselves.

south-enders are normally little h-ll raisers.
south-enders buy their own cars, and they are always pieces of sh-t.
the most southern part of the south end contains the ‘ghettos’.the ghettos are located in the big apartment buildings on wentworth, and right at the lake in the dirty complexs. most north-enders fear the ghetto, while south-enders just dont give a f-ck.
the south-end weed thrives in the ghettos, and keeps them alive.

teenagers in oshawa vary in race and grouping depending on high school. it works as follows:

o’neill collegiate & vocational inst-tute: very preppy (dominated by the ‘pa’ crowd, ‘pa’ being preforming arts, a special o’neill program) with small gangster cliques overlapping in to the ‘wigger’.

eastdale inst-tute: extremely gangster with few preps.

mclaughlin: an equal balance between preps and gangster.

donovan: very gangster and very overrun by drugs and s-x.

gl roberts, central: unbeliveably ghetto. if you don’t deal drugs, have at least two stds or carry a gun you are out of place at either of these schools.

pereyma, dwyer: catholic schools. make up most of oshawa’s pregnancys, fights and drug deals are very common. very full of themselves.
oshawa teenagers

o’neill student: let’s go to choir!
eastdale: naw man what’chou talkin’ ’bout, foo’?
donovan: i think he wants to do all the hot choir girls.
gl roberts: i gave one of them chlamidiya!
pereyma: oh man, i knocked that sl-t up again?!

north end kid: my car is better than yours!
south end kid: i’m sorry my car is a piece of sh-t, my parents didnt buy it for me!
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if gm ever shut down in oshawa it would not affect the economy of that city at all as gm employees don’t live in oshawa. the city is a favourite migration point of welfarians.
city of around 150000 which is the flagship durham region, east of toronto. it is a conservative, industrial city, and is the automotive capital of canada due to it’s huge gm plant, which windsor would disagree with. oshawa has seen it’s problems before. small businesses have had problems every now then, the gm troubles hurt the economy, and the downtown has had urban decay(genosha hotel). much of these troubles have been in south oshawa, which starts somewhere between adelaide and king. but things are getting better for oshawa. the downtown has gotten much better with new businesses, the gm centre, and uoit facilities, gm has gotten back on it’s feet, and new inst-tutions such as uoit have the money rollin in. im proud to be a native of thew shwa. ps in elections conservatives win every time nowadays.
ur from oshawa? i love you….
a small dilapidated town, it’s economy is centred around the gm plant. it’s other businesses have slowly fallen into decline over the decades and it’s downtown is a veritable wasteland. the recent introduction of post-secondary education inst-tutions could greatly stimulate the failing economy, however the locals hate students and discriminate against them at every turn despite the huge amounts of tuition and rent money they bring with them. thus despite the influx of highly educated youths and money that other towns would love to have, oshawa remains in a state of decay as most students refuse to work or permanently move there.
“so where do you go to school man?”
“i go to uoit/dc/trent out in oshawa.”
“the ‘shwa? you poor b-st-rd. did the cops raid your house for lease agreements?”
“haha no, thankfully i commute, no one lives in that sh-t hole if they can help it. i went to the mall they have their once, all the high school chicks were skipping cl-ss and preggo].”
“gross…”