oslo

capital and biggest city of norway. “heroin-capital of the world”, according to los angeles times. lots of hot blondes. has a population of about 500.000. can be split into two parts – west-side and east-side, whereas the west-side has a reputation of being a bunch of sn-bs, and the east-side has a reputation of being mostly immigrants.
hey, i’m heading for oslo for a week. wanna come with me?
the capital of beautiful norway. one of the most safe and rich cities in the world. known for having lots of hot, fit and blonde girls.
“who is that blonde, fit girl?” – boy 1
“it’s heidi from oslo of course!” – boy 2

“wow, that girl is super hot!” – boy 1
“of course, she’s norwegian!” – boy 2
a city in norway that’s turning more and more into a sh-thole by the day due to drugs, prost-tutes, and thieving little gypsies seem to flood the city as of lately. just so happens to be the capital as well. in the west side of town you have the stuck up brats that freeload on their daddy’s money while spending 3 tubes of wax every day greasing their hair to try and look more of a stuck up brat than the next guy. on the east side there’s arguably mostly immigrants who are mostly good people but some real -ssholes in the mix as well. personal handguns are illegal yet they seem to be able to get them, probably because the police are looking the other way. you’ll find drugs anywhere by night in the city center well done mayor! they seem to be able to sell it freely yet our obsession with being overly politically correct makes law enforcement powerless to actually do anything about it, other than providing druggies with clean needles.

tourists seem to enjoy it here though as they come here a lot, especially the j-panese, they’re for some reason overly fascinated by the statues of naked people in the cities biggest park. i guess one can have a nice time here if you go during the summer while the weather is good and go to the right places, though know that if you go to a restaurant you won’t find many norwegians working there as all the jobs are taken by swedes. which is fair enough, they’re usually more hard-working and demand less vacation than us anyways.
talkshow host: what’s the drug capital of europe?
contestant: oslo
talkshow host: yer
capitol of norway. located in the parts of norway refered to as the “eastern lands”. norway consists of five such parts. “the southern lands”, “the western lands”, “the eastern lands”, “the northern lands” and “the middle lands”.

there is about 500,000 people living in oslo.
i’m soon gonna live in oslo..
a crazy motherf-cker.
that n-gg-‘s an oslo son, dont f-ck around with him
the next best, but biggest city of norway.
the weather isn’t quite as charming as bergen and the city feels kind of dirty.
some call it “hemo”, short for – “the hemoroid on the -ss of the world”
let’s not go to oslo and get hemoroids on our -sses, let’s go to bergen instead and heave a great time…