osomatsu is a eldest brother of the s-xtuplets of the anime osomatsu-san. he is famous for playing pach-nko, being silly, rubbing his nose with his finger and doing the money sign with his hand. he acts like the leader sometimes but he is actually a cute dork. he usually wears a red jumper and jeans.
person 1: who is ur fave matsuno brother?
person 2: i love osomatsu!
- short rows
the final, quickening, hurried thrusts just before a male -j-c-l-t-s during intercourse. also used to describe any activity that is near completion, when patience and attention to details might be overpowered by the urgency to finish the task. (from farmers who work in fields where some rows are 1/2 mile long or longer, corners or […]
- timeless sh*t
what happens when you bring your phone in to the bathroom person 1: where’s dad? person 2: hes taking a timeless sh-t…
the most amazing person that you will meet, he will always treat you nicely, he will fight for you just to help you out in bad situations, he is normally a pretty huge bad-ss, he is the most loyal, loveable, guy you will encounter, he is totally different than other guys, he doesn’t tolerate rudeness […]
- daniel meise
a s-ssy motherf-cker, that will never go back to an ex!! #lads this is dan meise he is ameiseing!!! daniel meise this guys got serious s-ss!!
when you can’t tell if a person is real or cgi. especially a salesperson with a pre rehe-rs-d speech like the guy from the trivago commercials. i think that cheese lady at costco is a complete trivago. she doesn’t blink and she didn’t even stop her sales pitch when i ghosted with a handful of […]