Osric
an extremely rare species of middle eastern pig. it was not discovered by biologists and explorers until a male specimen eas found devouring the contents of a dumpster outside a saudi arabian mcdonald’s. customers at italian restaurants are advised to keep away from this animal due to its tendency to greedily eat up spaghetti in dangerous amounts. research indicates that, for some reason, the animal thinks spaghetti is a fruit, and that the italian dish is apparently its favorite. this is why there is hardly any italian restaurant in the middle east.
why aren’t there any italian restaurants in dubai?
shh…because there are a lot of osrics around
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