osum


the true spelling (internet spelling) for the word awesome. if you spell it like “osum” screw what everyone else says, you are awesome.
tim: yo bill, that is quite osum.

bill: osum?

tim: yeah, it’s the hip new spelling for awesome.

bill: aw, gay.

tim: no it’s not, it’s totally osum.
1/ the sound girls make when they say “awesome”
2/ the czech word for “eight”
girl : “oh, alec! that v8 skoda of yours, its just osum!”

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