Otara
best place in auckland and full off humble, nice & caring people but when it comes to violence.. aw sole you better watch it aye
so you must be from otara?,
excuse me while i get ready to run
new zealand sh-t hole, situated in southern auckland, home to a huge unemployed, overweight, lazy and unclean population of f-ggots, otherwise known as maoris. if it weren’t for the illegality of marijuana, which is the only reason a non-maori would ever come here, the 40% population of dealers would be out of work, at the same time as cheating the government into unfair dolls.
jo blo: “what is this unsanitary stench around this shopping center?”
his mate: “we’re in otara, you sound surprised it stinks. oh! look! there’s an unemployed maori peeing on the side of that shop!”
jo blo: “oh yes! how could i not notice the graffiti everywhere, the unruly youthes pointlessly standing on street corners looking dangerous, the cr-ppy half burnt out but still being used cars, and not to mention the uncut lawns and rubbish in every front yard”.
his mate: “oh we’re f-cked! a group of moari 16 year olds is coming at us. let’s just hope all they want is us to give them a few cigarettes!”
jo blo: “i just hope they aren’t going to cannibalize us like they did the mori-oris!
oh f-ck, they have knives!”
maori -sshole 1: “hey bro, yo gotta light?”
maori -sshole 2: (turns the music on his stolen phone up really loud to be anti-social and annoy everyone)
jo blo: “sorry, i don’t smoke”
maori -sshole 1:”watcha mean yo don’t smoke??!! yo f-ckin wit me and me cuzziebros??!!”
jo blo: sorry i don’t smok…..
innocent man gets stabbed, a another murder is added to the long list of nz murders.
a place to go if you wanna find the hottest brown boys ever ! , they may not be hard out gangsters , but they are pretty hood . the ghetto of south auckland , holding the flyest , skuxx guys ever , with mean swag . they always dress fresh , with the new style kicks . dang , south auckland brown boys are hot ! , so otara , the place to go if you wanna hook up with hot brown boys
girl 1 : what’d you do on the weekends ?
girl 2 : oh my gosh , i went to otara ! so many hot brown boys !
girl 1 : aw aye !? sh-t you needr take me with you next time
girl 2 : yeah sure thang !
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