otcomplexia
mental-complex in which the afflicted finds a need to make up stories to impress people he/she does not know if online formus.
that guy is such a loser with the biggest otcomplexia complex. check out his latest post:
so yeah rough week and i need to spend a week away from home, so i move my biz to a hotel a mile down the road, very decent hotel.
i go to take a shower, unwrap the soap, no problem, wash the cash and prizes and all that jazz, and then go for the little hotel shampoo/conditioner.
i notice that the seal didnt break when i twisted it, and that it was light, it wasnt full.
i fastly dump the remaining contents into my palm, and for the facking life of me…. i chit you not, the last thing that it was, was shampoo. something out of an american pie scene or something, no fun finding shamspooge in your hotel.
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