Otitis Phonia


inflammation (swelling) of the inner ear after phone s-x with a diseased hooker of sk-nk. often resulting in 3-5 days after a phone s-x encounter. a form of std, but contracted over the phone.
man i called that 1-900 number a few days ago and got some nasty hooker on the phone, now my ear is sore and having discharge. i got ot-tis phonia fo sho dog!

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