ottering


initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.
jimmy’s wadding up his dirty clothes, ‘shooting hoops’ into the laundry basket.

jimmy’s mom: “will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! i need to get the laundry done!”
verb

the act of sitting in random areas and posing like the aquatic mammal. not as popular as planking or owling but stay tuned…all of the kids are doing it.

truly just a form of one-upmanship in the world of photo taking.
man1: is mikaila owling?

man2: nope; she just invented ottering

man1: strength
the act of travelling away from ones home in search of previously unkown drinking establishments. only turning back towards home when last orders are called.

the term “ottering” is derived from the real ale “otter” which was discovered on the first ever trip in 2009
“i went ottering last night, and ended up in cornwall”
wrapping yourself around someone in a cuddling manner and holding tightly, not letting go when asked.
i’m gunna otter the f-ck outa you.

she wont stop ottering me

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