ottomanster


a turkish neo-kid which adopted an hipsterly lifestyle, yet retains his/her traditional background by drinking raki while dancing in electroclubs. notwithstanding the rather unis-x appeals, a male ottomanster could be quite macho in romantic affairs and also bears an uncl-ssified style of moustache which is on metamorphosis between ottoman ‘c’ form and hipster ‘<' form. since their very existence is quite recent, they are expected to incorporate several other traditionally ottoman aspects into their indigo portfolio soon. he was just another ottomanster, wandering around taksim with an exclusive pre-hat covering his tatchy hair.

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