out googled
when in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access google to “correctly” answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. this can also take place in the workplace during a customer/-ssociate interaction, when the customer accesses google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
customer: do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
sales -ssociate: yes, it requires full sun, and once established—-
customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: —oh, i see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
sales -ssociate: d-mn…i was just “out googled” again!
gina: bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
bill: well, gina, in my experience it usually takes—-
gina, interrupting bill with smartphone in hand: —oh bill, here it is, on google….one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. thanks!
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