Out of Office Experience
when one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarr-ssing. such examples include leaving to loudly p-ss wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.
usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.
richard: “hey, where’s paul gone?”
stuart: “i don’t know, actually…?”
– sometime later –
paul: “sorry, i’m back now!”
richard: “where did you go?”
paul: “epic out of office experience!”
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