Outcounter


an outcounter is when you encounter someone outside of the context in which you know them. the severity of an outcounter can range from a relatively benign run-in with your librarian at the grocery store to more disturbing experiences such as running into your girlfriend’s father in the adult video store. outcounters provoke a sense of the uncanny, a “crashing of worlds”, a decentering of perspectives.
dude 1: dude, you’ll never guess who i had an outcounter with last night at the movies.

dude 2: uh oh, ..dude…who?

dude 1: my boss. i was totally stoned and b-mped into him – spilling my popcorn – awkward chit chat ensued. it was extraordinarily obvious that i was high.

dude 2: b-mmer, dude. what an outcounter! so much for that raise.

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