outlet envy
a bitter state of jealousy that comes about when spending way more time than should be allowed in a cafe or coffee shop and the following two conditions are met: (1) all of the seats near outlets are taken and (2) your laptop battery is low.
lauren was suffering from outlet envy while loitering at borders one sat-rday night, as her laptop battery was at 13% and she could not get a seat near an outlet.
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