ovaltine
narcotic to be used to subdue the will of children. symptoms of ovaltine poisoning:
a)children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a fresh suck at the ovaltine teat.
b)children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase “more ovaltine, please,” over and over. (short doc-mentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
c)the stool of the ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling. rachel ray uses one to chop her veggies.
we took the kids up to see the folks, and turned off the interstate near fairfield. as we drove down a residential street, dozens of children with glazed looks and bared teeth started to paw at the car, chanting, “more ovaltine, please!” over and over. i screamed, and my husband was forced to run a few down as he floored the gas pedal, and we got the h-ll out of there.
a powder mix consisting of egg malt, and countless preservitives. added to milk, mocha fraps, ice cream, and just about everything to make the world a much tasteir place. their motto: “more ovaltine please!”.
anyone who does not like ovaltine deserves to die.
chocolate milk that is a healthier option than nesquik and all other inferior types of chocolate milk.
good for drinking or taking a few b-mps.
more ovaltine please!
ovaltine, aka “the o” and “chocolate black magic”, is a highly addictive substance. when you put it in your coffee in the morning the elixir becomes a double threat (like james franco) and doubly addictive.
person 1:”dude i was so hopped up on the o this morning!”
person 2:”fricking choco-black magic bro!”
person 1:”i now lead a more productive life because of ovaltine and coffee!”
a s-xual act in which a male collects his s-m-n,either manually or with a partner, and dehydrates it (typically using a commercial food dehydrator). later, a s-xual partner re-const-tutes the dehydrated s-m-n in a gl-ss of milk and consumes it.
this practice may be localized to the greater new orlenas area.
i can’t believe he ovaltined that girl! what a creep!
a crummy commercial.
-after cracking a secret code-
ralphie: be sure to drink your ovaltine. ovaltine? a crummy commercial? son of a b-tch!
a kids’ drink that is added to milk. ovaltine is a powerful, but non well-known aphrodisiac.
this wicked ugly guy kept spouting these lame pick-up lines at me, but when he gave some ovaltine, his hideousness was suddenly really arousing.
the moral of the story is: lookin’ for a good time? more ovaltine, please!
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