oven fathers
((warning – this is a parallell/micktake of fridge mothers))
the reason for neurotypicality remains unknown. there are several theories, however, perhaps one of the most well-known, despite being discredited, is oven fathers. kann leor first proposed this idea. in his 1949 paper, he attruibited neurotypiclaity to a “genuine excess of paternal warmth” and the oven father theory of neurotypicality was born.
people used to say that oven fathers caused neurotypicality – we now know that neurotypicality causes oven fathers.
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