Oven Mit
the opposite of lobster claw which is 4 fingers in the -n-s and 1 in the v-g-n-. the oven mit is 4 fingers in the v-g-n- with 1 in the -n-s.
“i heard josh whipped out the oven mit last night.”
“what a man.”
when sh-t is so hot, plumbers unclog your toilet wearing oven mits; a high level of coolness, radness
peep diss new brian (austin) green rap cd yo, sh-t’s oven mits fo sho
four in the pink and the thumb in the stink.
i gave her all i had when she bent over so i oven mitted her.
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