Overturned tortoise
norfolk slang for a girl who is begging for s-x, because she just can’t get any action otherwise.
person 1: you know that dutch girl who moved to norfolk? she’s such an overturned tortoise!
person 2: i know, right…
having s-x with an epileptic pitching a fit.
i did the overturned tortoise last night, arms and legs everywhere.
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