ox cart


slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. the term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.
1. last night while i was at the strip club, i saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in h-ll, by running up to her rich fat-ss cheese hog customer, rolling his -ss out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.

2. ayyo ni’a, if you keep being all over that greasy sh-t like a tri delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo’ legs can’t even support you and you’ll need an ox cart to haul yo’ lard -ss around!

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