Oxford Kid
a skins-type teen who originates from oxford. usually from schools such as cherwell, magdalen, leckford, abingdon, oxford high, c-kethorpe (at a push) etc. extremely sociable, found wandering around oxford’s streets after midnight in a drunken manner most weekends.
characteristics include:
-being able to talk about the pros and cons of shisha for 20 mins
– having at least one moomoos/shakeaway loyalty card stuck on the wall.
– knowing how to escape from uni parks when it gets locked at midnight
– having the ability to tell another oxford kid a tree in uni parks.. and the kid knows exactly which one it is
– knowing that turl street mews is the only place to go for cigarettes.
– hmv is the undisputed meeting place for anything.
– you find yourself on cowley or iffley road most weekends
– you know/ know of just about everyone you meet who is your age.
– you hate every single teddies student. and they hate you back.
teddies student 1: have you seen the new girl?
teddies student 2: oh my goodness yes! she’s a complete oxford kid .
-edit-
there are certain groups of people who think that they’re oxford kids but trust me if you are any of the following you are not a true oxford kid.
-a student at cheney, gregs, matthew arnorld or spires who doesn’t live in the city centre
-a boarder who doesn’t have strong -ssociations with oxford when on leave
-anyone from the suburbs or suburbia
i can’t believe she thinks she can p-ss for an oxford kid in her cheney uniform!
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