Oxford School of Gentlemanship
an inst-tution reserved only for the prestigious, where the elite learn and master the art and conduct of a gentleman. the “dashing good looks” is the most difficult preliminary hurdle. once a candidate has p-ssed this excruciating examine the burden of relief is lifted from the candidate. the course is a mere 7 months long. the candidates receive the t-tle “gentleman” after completion of a grueling 6 months of knowledge.
“yo jake is gentleman!”
that’s because he attended the oxford school of gentlemanship!”
“exquisite!”
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