oxyfart


the process of farting directly into someones oxygen tank and leaving them helpless against your methane based terrorist attacks.
you missed it man, the other day i was at the nursing home, and i gave my grandma an oxyfart, she had no idea what was coming. it was like pain medication, but exactly the opposite.

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