Oxygen user
a person who is a combination of stupid, lazy, and otherwise useless to the point that they have no purpose other than to breathe everyone else’s air.
in college, i had this roomate who flunked out of school. he continued to live with us even though he didn’t pay for anything and just watched columbo reruns all day. eventually, i had to kick that oxygen user out.
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