oxymoron
two words that conflict with each other. two words which do not agree with each other.
examples of an oxymoron:
microsoft works
united nations
political correctness
linux complete
music television (mtv)
living dead
artificial reality
rap music
two words that contradict each other.
aol high-speed
two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.
examples:
mcdonald’s big n’ tasty
microsoft works
rap music
jumbo shrimp
plastic gl-sses
peace force
good grief
personal computer
random order
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two words in a phrase that are opposites
millitary intellegence
canadian army
british honor
honor among thieves
living dead
jumbo shrimp
top 51 oxy morons
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51. friendly fire
50. act naturally
49. found missing
48. resident alien
47. advanced basic
46. genuine imitation
45. airline food
44. good grief
43. same difference
42. almost exactly
41. government organization
40. sanitary landfill
39. alone together
38. legally drunk
37. silent scream
36. british fashion
35. living dead
34. small crowd
33. business ethics
32. soft rock
30. military intelligence
29. software doc-mentation
28. new york culture
27. new cl-ssic
26. sweet sorrow
25. childproof
24. “now, then …”
23. synthetic natural gas
22. christian scientists
21. p-ssive aggression
20. taped live
19. clearly misunderstood
18. peace force
17. extinct life
16. temporary tax increase
14. plastic gl-sses
13. terribly pleased
12. computer security
11. political science
10. tight slacks
9. definite maybe
8. pretty ugly
7. twelve-ounce pound cake
6. diet ice cream
5. rap music
4. working vacation
3. exact estimate
2. religious tolerance
and the number one top oxy-moron . . .
1. microsoft works
a combination of contridictory words
military intelligence
a two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other.
forced democracy
military intelligence
healthy tan
free trade
black gold
peacemaker missile
peace officer
just war
amicable divorce
two words that contradict each other
perfect reject, pretty ugly
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