oyster bed
a bed, mattress, futon or even a blanket or sleeping bag on which someone has -j-c-l-t-d several times, especially when multiple used, dried condoms are left lying on it. this is because oyster is used as slang for -j-c-l-t- and used condoms dry up and somewhat resemble oyster sh-lls. an oyster bed will usually belong to a slob or a hogger, almost always male.
also a term used by fishermen and others to describe areas of seafloor where several oysters (the creatures) reside in their sh-lls.
pat goes hogging in his bed all the time and doesn’t change the sheets. even worse, he leaves his j-zz and dried rubbers in it. he sleeps in an oyster bed and it’s disgusting.
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