P.A.I.D.S.


when you pay a prost-tute to have s-x and later discover that you recieved an std from him/her.
guy 1: “man i was so p-ssed when i found out i paid that ho $50 for herpes.”
guy 2: ” dude, you got the p.a.i.d.s.”

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