P Diddy

someone who can’t decide what his name is.
puff daddy? sean “puffy” combs? p. diddy? pick a name
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a useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.
p.diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.
a black rapper who started the “vote or die” campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. however, p diddy voted for his first time in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.
“p diddy does a great job making african americans look like illiterate r-t-rds.”
possessor of fishlips and butcherer of good songs
he should have faded into obscurity like the backstreet boys or bubba sparx
the most godd-mn worst excuse of ripoff. he rips other people’s songs and ideas to make his own sh-t. he is ugly, stupid, m-f-. the only good sh-t he did was that he f-cked another sl-tty ho j-lo.
a man no better then the group mini vanilli that “lives off of” and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.
person 1: dude you hear p diddy’s new song?

person 2: whos song?
one of the biggest douche-bag sell-outs out there today; man-wh-r-.
daniel: hey, did you hear what happened to p. diddy?
steve: no, what?
daniel: he changed his name again.
steve: big surprise. i thought you were going to say he died. you got my hopes up.