P-P-Platypus

a specific gray platypus character with a love for singing songs

. first seen on youtube april 5th in the viral video “the p-p-platypus song” with steve axtell.

featured on many blogs and forum including charles trippy, smosh, failedblog, ny times, etc.
have you heard the p-p-platypus song?

did you download the free p-p-platypus ring tones yet?

you’ve been p-p-platypus rolled.

you’ve been p-p-platyp-ss-d.

p-p-platypus is a new meme.

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i’m a pppppppp platypus
i’m a pppppppp platypus
i’m a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p platypus.

i’m a duck billed pppppppp platypus
i’m a web footed pppppppp platypus
i’m a duck billed
web footed
funny lookin
fast swiming
warm blooded
puddle jumpin
bottom feedin’
burrow diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p platypus.

i’m an egg laying pppppppp platypus
i’m a flat tailed pppppppp platypus
i’m an egg laying
flat tailed
funny lookin
fast swiming
warm blooded
duck billed
web footed
burrow diggin
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pplatypus.

axtell expressions makes this p-p-platypus puppet along with 75 others.

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