P-Town Handshake
the act of two men jerking each other off while standing and facing one another. named after provincetown, m-ssachusetts, which is a very gay area of cape cod.
d-mn that dude is f-ckin’ s-xy. if i met him, i’d introduce myself with a firm p-town handshake.
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