Pabst Goal


a greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. in comparison to offering someone a pabst blue ribbon beer. which someone wouldn’t expect to receive something that cr-ppy, but does.
sam: you took that slapshot from behind the blue line.

brandon: it was a clean shot.

sam: what a f-cking pabst goal.

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