Pacific Ocean Morning Breath


when, in a west coast state. specifically oregon or northern calfornia, morning cloud cover blocks out the sun in the morning later to be burned off by the sun, in the summer season.
this cloud cover is killing me.
don’t worry, it’s just pacific ocean morning breath.

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