packed lunch
to take one’s girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the f-cking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one’s destination.
“i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i’m going to agya napa this year,and this time i’m taking a packed lunch”.
variation of the warm lunch. after laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. you deficate into the cling film and then f-ck thier face until the cling film breaks. the variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!
he gave her a packed lunch
when a person fashions underwear out of cellophane, deficates inside the underwear, and wears it for the whole day.
that b-tch came to school with a packed lunch.
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