packing a lunch
condom full of s-m-n tied off on the top
h-m-s-xual men do this in the morning before they go to work
ramone: why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
leon: i am packing a lunch.
condom full of s-m-n tied off on the top
h-m-s-xual men do this in the morning before they go to work
ron: why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
tim: i am packing a lunch.
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