Pacman Jones
-noun.
an ignorant -ss motherf-cker who was a starting cornerback in the nfl for the tennesse t-tans. suspended by nfl commissioner roger goodell in 2006 after more than 10 arrests across several states. his most notable offense was “making it rain” in a strip club by emptying more than $30,000 from 40 gallon trashbags and then requesting the money back. the incident caused a riot in the strip clud which led jones’ nontourage to fire guns, hitting one of the security guards in the chest, severing his spine and rendering him permanently disbaled.
pacman jones is the filth sc-m of the earth who does not deserve reinstatement into the nfl ever.
adam “pacman” jones is a very talented cornerback and kick returner for the tennessee t-tans. he can’t stay out of trouble with the law and got arrested 10 times in his 2 seasons in the nfl. recently he has been suspended for the upcoming 2007 season due to his law trouble and off-field conduct.
it’s a d-mn shame for someone talented like pacman jones to get into trouble and pay the price.
1. code word for an ugly girl.
chuck: pacman jones
brennan: yeah dude, that girl’s face looks like a v-g-n-l cleansing sponge.
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