Paddle faster, I hear banjos!


a common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. doesn’t necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.
it was a bright and sunny day when my father and i decided to go fishing down by the ol’ waterhole. i remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. we made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. as we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. the trees around us swayed to a halt. then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the tw-ng of a banjo. my father turned to me, his face colorless as he said “paddle faster, i hear banjos!”

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