Paddywhacked
to commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.
person a: we are going to celebrate a friends’ birthday tomorrow night. join us (insert location/time).
person b: sounds goods, i look forward to it. see you tomorrow night.
tomorrow night comes, person b is not there. you, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially paddywhacked.
to be killed by an irishman.
“that poor british b-st-rd.”
“how’d he go?”
“was f-ckin paddywhacked”
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