Padge
the lead guitarist of bullet for my valentine
padge is the best lead guitarist in the history of lead guitarists!
noun; the puffy area between one’s stomach and genitalia.
his p-n-s looks so small in comparison to his padge.
(n.) refers to one who is a father, or father figure, derived from the spanish word padre.
my padge is silly
to go rock climbing while smoking marijuana. if you do not smoke marijuana it is only rock climbing.
“a padge sounds like such a good idea right now.”
“it’s such a nice day out, lets go padging!”
the edge of the pavement – combo of pavement and edge. for when you don’t like using the word ‘kerb” as it is ridiculously american.
“watch you don’t trip over the padge”
noun. padge is a p-n-s+v-g-n-.
johnnie: whats that smell daddy?
dad: your mother’s padge is actin’ up again, grab the bleach.
johnnie: i reckon one day i’ll have a padge.
“padge” is the given name for each member of an ultra-cool group of guys from nederland, tx. the word is derived from “partner.” over time, slurs of the word “partner” went as follows:
1. partner
2. padnah
3. pod
4. poj
5. paj
6. padge
padge has been a popular word used in social settings in nederland since 1996.
“hey there, padge.”
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