Pagan’s Lent


the period time between the last day of mardi gras and st. patrick’s day when nonreligious people give up something, sometimes alcohol or drugs. a time for a brief body cleanse. done to fulfill a spiritual need or to have something to share at work with friends and the more devout. not meant to disparage actual pagans.
phil: hey do you want to go get some drinks and hit the clubs later;

ralph: i’ll go out but i’m not drinking for pagan’s lent. i’ll take a johnny though…

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