page 3 text
the small paragraph, which few people read, at the top of page 3 in a british tabloid newspaper. this page traditionally contains a full page picture of a topless model, who may be completely nude, though not showing her genitals, only t-ts and -rs-s are allowed.
the paragraph is purportedly a quote from the model pictured, in which she gives her views on all manner of current subjects, such as how to solve the israel/palestine conflict, or the credit crunch.
bob: “dave, have you read this page 3 text? nikkala from braintree says there should be a two-state solution to solve the palestinian crisis, and that there should be government action to bring down the interbank lending rate to ease the credit crunch.”
dave: “you expect me to believe an ess-x bird who flashes her t-ts for a living said that? b-ll-cks!”
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