paige story
a fairly short to medium length story with basically no plot or point. originating from paige, the master of all meaningless stories.
paige: hey i have this cool story. today i went outside and there was a bunny in the yard. it was eating gr-ss i think. and then it heard the door shut behind me and it hopped away into my crazy neighbor’s yard…
me: what the f-ck… that was a paige story.
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