Pain at the pump
one of the most overused and annoying phrases in news history to describe high gas prices. often used at least once when broadcasting a story that involves gas prices.
producer: i got it! we’ll name the news story “pain at the pump!”
-ssistant producer: bl–dy clever that one!
-400 “pain at the pump” news stories later-
producer: hmm…how about we call this segment “pain at the pump?”
-ssistant producer: i love it! very original.
typically a term used to describe high gas prices, pain at the pump is also an indication of penile misery. this is most often, but not limited to, a burning or stinging sensation during evacuation of urine caused by a uti, stones, or perhaps a venereal disease.
“ever notice the guys that date stacy always wind up with pain at the pump?”
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